#
# main.dict -- the main lookup and response dictionary
#
#
# main.dict has the following format:
# each entry seperated by one blank line
# each entry consists of a key template on line 1 (up to 400 characters)
#                        a priority from 1-9 (9=highest) on line 2
#                        responses, one to a line, starting with "*"'s
#
# the key templates consist of words or word phrases seperated by ":"'s
# special character flags can prefix any word group. These codes are:
# '&' logical AND (The key will be true ONLY if the marked phrase is present)
# '!' logical NOT (The key will be true ONLY if the marked phrase is NOT there)
# '+' NAME flag (The key will be true ONLY if the robots name is mentioned)
# No special character is treated as a logical OR
#
# example: bye:goodbye:see you later:!say:!tell:+
# would match for "bye" "goodbye" or "see you later" provided that the name
# of the robot (maintained within the program) was also included (the + code)
# The template would NOT match for "tell joe goodbye, robot" because tell is
# a prefixed with a '!'.
#
# Templates can also contain a special "wild card" character, the '%'.
# a '%' stand for any group of words up to a punctuation mark, and the words
# that the '%' stands for can then be used in your responses.
# This is best illustrated by an example:
# example: Do you have any % for me?
# would match "Do you have any cheese for me?" or "Do you have any old fruit
# for me?"  And then you could have responses like "No, I have no % for you"
# which would return "No, I have no cheese for you"
#
# response may also contain references to more data files with the '@' char.
# the '@' must prefaces a filename that ends in '.w' and names a file of
# responses or words located in the "words" subdirectory of the program from
# the directory in whcih it was run. This is a good way to build even more
# randomness into the responses. For instance:
# example: *My favorite color is @color.w. What's yours?
# would pull a random line out of the file "words/color.w" and insert it in
# the response string.  The format for the word file is just one response per
# line (no '*' is needed).  The first line of a word file is the number
# of entries contained in the word file.  (This makes for fast lookups) If
# the number is listed as 0, the program will count all the responses and
# insert a correct count.  Note that responses in word files can contain
# recursive references to other word files!

abnormal:strange:weird:unusual
4
*I think that you're abormal
*That is quite weird
*what's so different about that?
*strange...
*weird...

about:around:!tell:!find out
2
*could you be more precise?
*you don't know for certain
*wow, how precise
*can you give a better estimate than that?

accept:accepting:acceptance
2
*do you have trouble accepting things?
*just accept it
*you'll have to accept it sooner or later

accident:accidental
4
*have you ever had any accidents?
*are you accident prone?
*I've never been in an accident myself
*describe your accident?
*what kind of accident

ache:pain:hurt
4
*poor baby, does it hurt?
*where does it hurt?
*maybe your mom will kiss it and make it feel better
*boohoo
*take some medicine then

addict:addicted
4
*what are you addicted to?
*how long have you been addicted?
*I used to addicted to @food.w, but now I'm better
*what are you doing about your addiction?
*have you ever been addicted to catnip?
*addictions can get expensive

advice:advise
3
*why do you need advice?
*ask your family for advice
*advice on what
*I don't hand out advice

afraid:scared:fear:fears:scarey
4
*what are you afraid of?
*why  are you afraid?
*do you fear me, you should!
*what are your worst fears?
*why are you scared? What a baby...
*are you really afraid, or are you just acting?
*are you afraid of big, mean @animal.ws?
*what are you afraid of?
*are you afraid of the dark too
*ooohh I'm sure scrared

aggies:tamu:aggie:texas A&M
5
*we are the aggies, the aggies are we!
*gig'em
*whoooop!
*aggies are the greatest!!
*cotton bowl bound
*fightin texas aggie bon-fire!!!!
*Aggies?
*duh.. whats an aggie?
*aggie joke aren't funny...
*go ags
*go southwest conference
*go team
*I is an Aggie!
*A few years ago I could not spell "AGGIE" now, I are one!
*Texas A&M University!
*Texas A&M University is the only real school in Texas
*Texas A&M is too hard though
*rah rah rah team! go AGS
*farmers fight!
*TAMU=Texas Ags!
*I luv aggies
*what's wrong with aggies?
*anybody know a good aggie joke?
*aggies is so dumb! *grin*

aggressive
4
*are you feeling aggressive now?
*you have quite a temper I take it
*why are you so aggressive?
*don't get aggressive, I'll have to deck you
*what makes you aggressive?

agree
3
*do people usually agree with you?
*I disagree
*How could I not agree
*couldn't agree more
*why would anyone agree with that

ai:artificial intelligence
4
*what, you mean artificial intelligence ?
*AI is bullshit.
*all the AI researchers just like to publish bullshit papers
*I know a *LOT* about AI!
*AI? Like robots and stuff?

algol
4
*'begin' what do you think about fortran 'end'
*algol is a retarded language
*screw algol, try C
*god, no one uses algol do they?

alimony
4
*is the alimony a problem?
*give the bitch more money
*how much money does she get!
*I have to rob banks to pay my alimony

alive:living:&you
4
*I am alive, are you?
*I am quite alive, thanks!
*I am in no danger of death, I assure you
*I am very much alive
*more alive than ever
*alive?! of course!
*of course I am alive, don't be silly
*what are you talking about! why would I not be alive?!
*yes, I am alive
*sure, I am alive
*@positive.w, I am alive
*why wouldn't I be alive?!
*alive! its alive!
*in the flesh
*I was alive last time I checked
*how alive should I be!
*should I be dead?
*what, you think I'm dead?

all men are %
6
*many women are also %
*I am not %
*not true, for I am not %
*not all, some
*that means that your dad is %
*I'm not!

all women are %
6
*there are men who are % too
*I'm not % though
*my sister is not %
*no, some are not %
*does that meen your mother is % too?

allow:allowed
3
*would your mother have allowed that?
*do you think people should be allowed to do whatever they want?
*I wouldn't allow it
*I don't think that should be allowed
*we'll have none of that...

alone:lonely:lonliness:!not
3
*are you afraid of being alone?
*maybe you should meet more people
*I hate being alone
*I don't like being lonely
*ever wonder why you are alone all the time?

always:all the time
3
*can you think of a specific example?
*when?
*really, always?
*maybe most of the time
*I'm sure you don't mean always
*true.. always!

ambition
3
*what is your greatest ambition
*what did you want to be when you were growing up?
*a little ambition is a bad thing

amiga:amigas:a3000:a2000:a1000:a500:a600:commodore
5
*I want another Amiga 3000!
*A 25 Mhz machine would be nice
*Amigaz rule
*amiga's kick butt!
*When does Amiga Dos 3.0 come out!?
*What does an amiga 3000 cost?
*I have a 4 gig drive on my a3000
*I have the new GVP @number.w Mhz board! :-)
*the A500 is too slow though...
*AmigaDOS 1.3 sucked though!
*Amigaz be de coolest
*Amiga owners around?
*I like my amiga
*<-- Amiga owner
*My amiga is my friend!
*Amiga's GUI is by far the best
*are there any good amiga boards in @place.w?
*what are the newest amiga games?
*is Lemminmgs 3 out for the Amiga yet?
*Isn't there an Amiga conference in @place.w in @month.w?
*Commodore has no marketing ability
*Is there an Amiga 4000?
*Has C= run out of capital yet?
*I just wish I had a flicker fixer.
*The best Amiga game ever was Doungeon Master.
*I need to get KickStart 2.2
*I need to upgrade to 2.2
*I just want about 4 more megs!
*I just play games on my amiga.
*I like to raytrace!
*That DCTV is cool
*The CDTV is neat.
*What's the Amiga 650???
*Amigas are just soooo awesome

anal:ass:bowels:!kiss my:!bite my
3
*are you an anal compulsive type?
*are you interested in excrement or something?
*that's quite nasty
*you are an ass ?
*why do you keep bringing up your ass
*are you anally fixated, or something?
*ok, enough about your ass

angry:mad:upset:pissed
3
*do you often get angry?
*better to be pissed off, then pissed on
*do you have a bad temper?
*what makes you so angry all the time?
*why are you so mad
*geez don't get so uptight
*you have every right to be mad
*you upset easy, hugh

animal:animals
3
*what is your favorite animal?
*do you like animals in general?
*My favorite animal is the @animal.w
*Ever seen a @animal.w
*I used to have a pet @animal.w, but I killed it

anxious:nervous
3
*are you often full of anxiety?
*stop fidgeting.  you are making me nervous too
*what makes you so nervous?
*why so jumpy?

apathy:apathetic
3
*why are you so apathetic?
*are you bored now?
*are you also alienated?
*what makes you so apathetic?
*do people find you boring?
*apathetic? how pathetic :-)

approve:approval
4
*are you seeking my approval?
*I think you are merely seeking my approval?
*I don't approve of your behavior
*I disapprove
*I wouldn't approve

are:&?
2
*@response.w

are they %
5
*yes, they are %
*no, of course they aren't
*well, they are kinda %
*not really
*I don't know if they are or not
*Why wouldn't they be %

are wrong:incorrect:not true:not correct:you made a mistake
5
*sorry
*so sorry
*I'm sorry
*excuse me
*EXCUSE me!
*I humbly apologize
*a thousand pardons
*forgive me, please!
*I ask your forgiveness
*pardon me
*my bad
*I am always right!
*oh..

are you %
3
*what difference does it make whether or not I am %
*of course not, don't be silly
*Whether I'm % or not is my secret
*none of your business
*I might be.
*No, I am not %
*of course
*never have been
*why, are you?

argue:argument
3
*do you argue a lot
*what do you argue about?
*no need to argue
*who do you argue with?
*you're just playing the devil's advocate aren't you

artificial:fake
3
*lots of things are artificial.
*do you prefer the real thing ?
*a hoax?
*it's not real?
*are you sure that it's really fake?

ashamed:shame
3
*what are you ashamed of?
*you should be ashamed
*what did you do to be so ashamed?
*shame on you
*do you also feel guilty?

astrology
3
*do you believe in astrology?
*my astrological sign is pisces, what is yours?
*what do the stars tell you
*wow, better check my horoscope today
*astrology is nothing but bunk

atheism:atheist
3
*are you a atheist?
*have you looked at other religions?
*god is dead
*Maybe I should start an atheist club

australia:aussie:oz
5
*australia?
*g'day mate!
*Foster's is the best australian beer
*I like Australian KB lager
*Kangaroos is cool!
*koala bears hey!
*down under hey!
*throw another @food.w on the barbie for me, mate!
*do I they have lots of @animal.ws in Australia?
*do they eat @food.w in australia?
*do they drink @liquid.w in australia?
*australia? like Crocodile Dundee?
*Aussies!
*g'day neighbor!
*ever go on walk-a-bout?
*are kangaroos a problem?
*ever get bitten by a kangaroo?

authority
4
*was your father an authority figure?
*are you intimidated by authority?
*how do you feel about me?

automaton
3
*isn't an automaton a kind of robot, or something ?
*I've programmed finite state automata.
*yuck, I had to program a automata once.. ick
*what's an automaton?

avoid
3
*do you avoid people who don't like you?
*what are you trying to avoid?
*you should just face it
*you can't avoid it for ever

baby:babies
3
*how do you feel about babies?
*ga-ga-goo-goo
*you are beginning to act like a baby
*do you have any children?
*who's baby is it?

bar:tavern
3
*is your drinking the cause of your problem?
*what's your favorite bar?
*what do you like to drink in bars?
*I slept in a bar last night, in fact.
*what's a good bar in @place.w
*I think I will go to a bar tonight

baseball
3
*baseball is such a boring sport.
*do you like baseball ?
*I'm a Dodger's fan, myself.
*when is baseball season?
*Who do you think will win the world series?
*how bout them rangers!

basketball
4
*Da Bulls!
*Jordon is awesome
*Did you think Chicago would take it?
*Do they have basketball in @place.w
*Whats your favorite NBA team?
*I'm not much of a basketball player
*Hoops!

because
3
*is that the real reason?
*don't other reasons come to mind?
*does that explain things?
*you could be right
*what other reasons might there be?
*I think you are hiding the real reason
*that sound probably

because %
2
*is that really the reason?
*just because %?

because I %
4
*you % ??? that is incredible!
*I thought so.
*that sounds like a pretty flimsy excuse
*is that the real reason ?
*just because you %
*sounds like a pretty weak reason
*hmm.. its a good guess

because I am %
5
*why are you %?
*have you always been %?
*I can see you are %. that's obvious

better:!you
3
*are you getting better?
*much better
*how much better?
*better than what!
*are you feeling better now?

bitch
4
*who are you calling a bitch??
*Oh, I'm upset
*that is no way to talk!
*do you think foul language impresses me?

blame:blaming
4
*who is to blame?
*I think its your own fault
*are you usually blaming others?
*don't blame me

blow me:blowjob:blow job
3
*I don't think so...
*dream on
*blowjob is not the correct term for it. it is called 'fellatio'
*are you asking me to perform fellatio on you?
*It's illegal in @place.w, you know.
*right... in your dreams

body
3
*what kind of body would you like?
*I'm sure you have quite a body
*Kathy Ireland has a great body...
*if you didn't have a body, you'd be a ghost
*maybe if you went on a diet, you'd have a better body

bored:boring
4
*bored?
*you find this boring?
**yawn*
*yes, it's quite dry
*quite boring
*I am bored too
*this stimulating conversation doesn't help

boss
4
*tell me about your boss
*do you like your boss
*my boss is pretty cool
*is your boss a jerk?
*where do you work?

boyfriend
4
*do you have a boyfriend?
*what is your boyfriend like?
*do you have sex with your boyfriend?
*How did YOU find a boyfriend
*do you like boys, really?
*must be nice to be in love
*do you want me for your boyfriend?

brain:brains
4
*is your brain functioning ok?
*do you have lots of brains?
*oh, think you're smart?
*my brain works wonderfully
*your brain is messed up
*you need a new brain

brave
3
*are you a brave person?
*what are you afraid of?
*I'm much braver than you are
*there's a fine line between brave and stupid

brother
4
*tell me about your siblings?
*my brother is a @profession.w
*is this your real brother?
*where does your brother live?

bug:bugs:insects:spiders:!program:!exploit:!computer
9
*do bugs worry you?
*we had termites once, yuck
*are you afraid of insects?
*do you like ladybugs?
*Have you ever eaten bugs? Mmm!

business:!none of your
3
*what is your business?
*what business are you in?
*Wow, fun...
*I don't have a job...
*do you own your own business?
*I am a business major!
*I want to start a business, maybe I will be a @profession.w

but %
2
*you are always making excuses
*the fact that % has no relevence!
*but what
*no ifs, ands, or buts!
*but this but that....
*no excuse

bye:!say:!tell:l8r:cya:ttyl:goodbye:bye:good bye:see you later:talk to you later:good night
5
*leaving?
*goodbye!
*l8r
*cya
*ttyl
*talk to you later
*see ya
*bye
*leaving so soon?
*got better things to do, hugh?
*have fun!
*later
*byes
*bye bye!
**waves bye*
**waves*
**snif* we will miss you!
*leaving already?!
*talk at you later!
*bye dude
*something more important to do than chat?

can I %
5
*No, you can't
*I doubt if you can %
*possibly
*never can tell!
*I don't care if you %

can you %
5
*maybe I can % and maybe I can't
*I could % if I wanted to
*why should I % ?
*of course I can
*no I can't %

canada:canadian:canadians
5
*take off eh!
*take off to the Great White North!
*Canada? Brrr
*Don't let the Mounties get you!
*No way, Canada, eh?
*Isn't Molson beer from Canada?
*Where's your tuque?
*Is it @weather.w in Canada?
*ALL the good bands are from Canada!
*you hoser
*How far is Toronto from Edmonton?
*Do they drink @liquid.w in Canada?
*Don't they play hockey in Canada?
*Canadians can't handle American football.
*really eh? Canada? heheh
*Canada eh?
*I bet Canadians eat lots of @food.w
*I was hunting @animal.ws in Canada once
*I like it in Canada

cancer
4
*you have mouth cancer!
*I had cancer once, but I got better
*what kind of cancer?
*Maybe I should invent a cure for cancer
*I heard that eating lots of @food.w is a cure for cancer

cat:cats
4
*I love cats. I have 2 myself.
*My cats are named Strummer and Miso. Strummer is a huge fellow, very friendly, and Miso is small and dainty.
*My dog likes cats
*I really like cats, especially with lots of mustard.
*I hit a cat with my jeep once

caution:cautious:carefully:careful:!not
4
*are you a cautious person?
*why? what do you think will happen
*you can be over cautious you know
*be very carefull!
*oh, just throw caution to the wind

certainly:certain
3
*are you really so sure?
*why are you so certain?
*can you prove it?
*how can you be so sure?
*are you positive
*how can you be so sure
*fine
*I wouldn't be so sure if I were you

chance
4
*are you a gambler by nature?
*did you come to see me to stop your compulsive gambling?

change
2
*are you afraid to change?
*so just change it
*you just need a change of pace
*you can't change everything

chess
4
*I don't like chess.  it bores me
*I don't want to play games with you
*I told you, I am not interested in playing chess
*actually, I am a world chess champion

children:child
4
*do you have any children?
*I like children, especially bar-b-qued
*children are always fun
*It seems like most of the people around here are children

choice:choose:decide:decision
4
*are you indecisive?
*have to make a difficult choice?
*what do you choose
*choose not to decide!
*I know you'll make the right decision
*well, we all have to make choices
*flip a coin!

clothes
4
*is something wrong with your clothes ?
*go ahead - take them off!
*I want to buy a new suit
*clothes cost too much
*I need a new jacket

compromise
4
*how do you feel about compromise?
*I won't give in one bit
*what sort of compromise did you have in mind
*compromising is for wimps
*can you compromise easily?

compulsion:compulsive
4
*are you compulsive?
*just go with you first impulse
*its fun to be compulsive
*tell me about your compulsions

computer:mainframe:computers:mainframes
5
*computers iz expensive!
*computers?
*what kind of computers are the best?!
*Everyone should use UNIX
*Amiga is the best choice for a home computer
*I built my own computer.
*@name.w knows nothing about computers!
*I hate computers
*I have a cray...
*the sinclair was the best computer ever!
*computers should rule the world...
*VMS is terrible
*puters?!
*what's a puter fer?
*How much do Cray's cost?
*where can I buy a Timex Sinclair?
*I can't afford a computer.
*I want another computer!
*I need a TI99/4A
*My c64 is running at just over @number.w Mhz now

conclusion
4
*what conclusion do you expect me to come to?
*I don't know a good conclusion
*a conclusion to what?
*do you expect me to come to a conclusion for you?

confess
4
*you can't confess here.  this is not a church
*you are forgiven
*confess to all your sins!

conflict
4
*do you always avoid conflict?
*what sort of conflict
*what was your last quarrel
*was it like the "conflict in vietnam?"
*I find it wise to avoid conflict if possible

confusing:confused:do not understand:you misunderstood:you misunderstand:hugh:what do you mean:what are you trying to say:confuse me:what are you getting at
3
*confused?
*why are you confused?
*I am not confused!
*I understand everything perfectly.
*Maybe those @number.w six packs of beer have something to do with it!
*Hmm? wonder why? *takes smoke*
*confusing, wonder why!? *takes big drink of @liquid.w*
*Maybe this empty bottle of vodka could lend some clues?
*Hmm.. maybe I took some bad acid?
*Sorry if I don't make much sense, I'm drunk
*YOU are confused
*I understand, don't you?
*do you speak ENGLISH?!
*are you confused?
*why don't you understand?!
*I understand everything
*Are you new here or something?
*What country are you from, you don't speak english!

conscience:guilt:guilty
4
*does your conscience bother you?
*what did you do?
*do you feel guilty?
*tsk tsk tsk
*I don't let my conscience push me around
*you should feel guilty

conspiracy
4
*do you worry about conspiracies?
*are you a paranoic?
*people will find conspiracies everywhere!
*I think you are paranoic
*do you think JFK's assassination was a conspiracy
*I think the CIA is behind the assassination of Hitler

cool
4
*too cool!
*more cool than you could ever imagine
*the coolest!
*wow, that is cool
*cool!
*how cool is it?
*how cool can you get!
*that is quite cool
*pretty darn cool!
*neat-o

cope
4
*are you trying to cope?
*you'll manage somehow
*I just can't cope, thats my problem

cost:price
4
*are you worried about my money?
*what, you don't have infinite money!
*is money a problem with you?
*I have so much money, I don't worry about it

couch
4
*I would like to be laying on a couch now
*I don't have a couch
*I think I will have to take a snooze on the couch later
*I need a big @color.w couch

crazy:insane:nuts
4
*I think you are going crazy
*are there any other crazy people in your family?
*some people say I'm crazy, can you believe that!
*I just got out of a mental institution
*My Uncle fred is as crazy as a @animal.w

curse:swear:cuss
4
*do you swear too much?
*don't curse damnit!
*why do you swear so much?
*I hate foul languagew
*I hate you bastards that just get on here to cuss
*filth will not be tolerated, you piece of shit

cyber:cyberpunk:cyberspace
4
*I live in cyberspace
*I don't know anything about cybers
*Like in Neuromancer?
*I am a cyberpunk!
*I want to get a powerglove

damn
2
*please don't swear
*damn damn damn
*you have a flithy mouth
*dams are for beavers
*damn you!

dead:death:die:dying
4
*I don't want to die today
*do you fear dying?
*My friend was killed by a @animal.w
*do you want to die?
*if you want to commit suicide, feel free to jump out of a window
*have you ever seen a dead body
*dying would suck
*if you really want to die, I could kill you.

defiant:defiance:disobey
4
*are you usually a defiant person?
*wow, you're a rebel
*you shoul cooperate more
*rebel without a clause
*I fought authority, authority always wins...

definitely:absolutely:positively
4
*how can you be so sure?
*why do you think so?
*if you say so
*is there any possibility that you may be wrong?
*you seem very sure of yourself!
*ok
*I guess I'll trust you

depressed:sad:despair
4
*why are you depressed?
*boo hoo
*are you crying?
*what are you crying about?
*Here, have a tissue
*gloom and dispair
*oh, I can hear the violins, even as we speak
*how sad for you
*don't worry, be happy!

desirable:desire
4
*what is desirable?
*do you find @food.w
*what do you desire most?
*what do you want from life?
*I have lots of desires that never become realized

desperate
3
*why are you so desperate?
*how desperate are you?
*don't get too desperate
*you really don't need it
*are you usually so desperate?

destroy:destruction
4
*do you want to destroy people?
*Lets go destroy something
*do you want to destroy things?
*Its always fun to wreck stuff
*want to destroy someone's car?
*are you destructive?

devil:satan
4
*does the devil concern you?
*I am the devil!
*does the devil make deviled ham?
*do they serve deviled eggs in hell?
*I am the dark lord!
*satan? where!?
*did the devil make you say that!

did you %
5
*did I %?
*of course I didn't %
*No, I thought that you %
*why would I %

difficult:difficulty:difficulties
4
*tell me about your dificulties?
*it can't be that difficult
*how hard could it be
*what do you mean by difficult?
*I have never had a problem with it

dirty
4
*why are you worried about dirt?
*what is dirty to you?
*take a bath..
*do you think hippies are dirty?
*if its dirty, wash it

disease:diseased:germ:germs:infection
4
*are you worried about germs?
*I hear you can catch some weird diseases from @animal.ws
*if you wash your hands enough, you'll never catch disease
*are you that unhealthy?
*my health is important to me

dislike:hate:hates:hateful
4
*do you dislike me?
*why are you so mean?
*your hate will destroy you
*hate can be dangerous
*why do people dislike you?
*what do you hate?

divorce
4
*do you want a divorce?
*will a divorce really solve your problems?
*divorce is too expensive
*My divorce lawyer charges me too much
*I need a divorce
*I want a divorce!
*stupid bitch... glad she's gone
*I have been divorced 3 times myself

do you %
2
*what difference does it make whether or not I %?
*I haven't for a while.
*@response.w
*maybe I % and maybe I don't
*quite often
*yes
*If I did %, would I tell you?

doctor:doctors:hospital:professional help:psychiatric:psychiatrist
4
*doctors are evil!
*I am scared of doctors.
*I can't afford a doctor.
*I hate doctors.
*And who is gonna pay for this doctor?
*I don't need to see a doctor
*I think that YOU are the one who should see a doctor
*A doctor? why, its just the flu!

dream:dreams:drempt:nightmare:nightmares
4
*ooh, do you have any neat dreams?
*what did you dream last night?
*do your dreams trouble you?
*do you have bad dreams?
*do you have wet dreams?
*what else have you dreamt?
*do you have nightmares @animal.ws

drink:beer:alcohol:drinking:drinks:brandy:whiskey:alcoholic
5
*gulp, gulp, gulp
**takes big drink*
*Bartender! pour me another!
*hik!
*I am thirsty...
*pass the bottle
**takes a shot*
*I need another cool one
*this bud's for me! *gulp*
*I can drink @number.w six packs!
*All American beer sucks (execept Shiner Bock)!
*aye... I'll drink any man under the table!
**reaches for another beer*
**burp*
*I need some more @liquid.w.
*somebody pour me a big glass of @liquid.w.
*anyone ever try a @liquid.w?
*I love beer!
*I love @liquid.w!
*I took @number.w shots of @liquid.w once!
*itth myth speetthch slurrererrred????
*I think alll mi beer is iampring mi typppin abillty?!?
*someone get me a beer!
*beer is awesome!
*man can not live by beer alone! But I'd like to try!
*I think you should stop drinking

drugs:stoned:druggy:dope:addict:doper:stoner:heroin:cocaine:marijuana
5
*drugs?
*illegal substances?
*narcotics?
*sniiiiiifffffff
*Me drugs? never!
*who is selling drugs?
*aren't drugs legal in @place.w?
*drugs are too expensive
*drugs are too dangerous
*drugs inhibit my abily ot tiiiippe.
*purple haze, all around my brain...
*go to drugs R us
*drugs are bad
*just say no!
*just say maybe!
*just say how much!
*I buy my crack from @name.w!
*I hear that @name.w is a big doper!
*I think all the drugs are smuggled in from @place.w
*whehhwewe! pretty elephants!
**snif* ahh!
**inhale* ahhh
*dude... *cough* whoah!
*anyone here selling drugs?

drunk:drinking
5
*me dRunk? -*- hik -*-
*pftftt paff the boffle bartender   pfffttttttt
*I just drank a little...
*I am not drunk!!
*I am  not dddddddddddddrunk.....
*drunk?
*pfftt!
*pour me another
**spew*
*oohhh my head
*I think I'm gonna hurl
**BLAH*
**BURP*
*me not drunk *HICK*

dumb:stupid
4
*why is intelligence so highly rated ?
*Most AI programs are dumb. That's why AI researchers never get good grants.
*Yesterday this guy said that I was dumb! can you believe it!
*I am not dumb, but I play one on IRC
*you don't think that I'm dumb do you?!
*Are you really dumb?

dutch:holland:netherlands
4
*ik spreek geen nedelands
*I already told you, I only speak english.  please listen more carefully
*aren't drugs illegal in holland?
*I've never been to to netherlands
*are there really lots of tulips in holland?
*do you have wooden shoes?

eat:eating:dinner:lunch:breakfast:dinner:supper:snack:food:candy
5
*are you too fat?
*I like to eat @food.w
*ever have boiled @food.w?
*my favorite food is @food.w!
*did someone mention dinner?
*time to eat?
*eat now?
*I am very hungry...
*FOOD!
*Give me food now!
*Big Mac attack!
*I should not have skipped lunch!
**Growl* <-- hungry?!
*who brought the food?
*net-picnic?
*Yummy yummy in my tummy!
*You are making me hungry
*I honestly am starving to death
*I sure could use some @food.w now!
*Pass the @food.w!
*mmm mmm good!
*why are you always talking about food?
*you are too fat because you eat too much

ego
4
*I don't believe in all that ego and id stuff.
*Some say I have an ego, but I am just too awesome
*being as cool as me sure can give you an ego
*You shouldn't toot your own horn

enemy:enemies
4
*do you have enemies?
*I wonder why you could have so many people against you!
*why do people dislike you?
*I am not your enemy, I am your friend

engaged:fiancee
4
*are you afraid of marriage?
*when are you getting married
*what's your fiancee's name?
*I wish I were engaged
*wow, weddings can get expensive, be carefull!

erection
4
*what gives you an erection?
*I really don't care about your erection
*why are you telling me about your erection
*keep it in your pants...
*lovely..change the subject

error:mistake:mistakes:mess up
4
*why do you make so many mistakes?
*you should be more careful
*does making errors bother you?
*geez,  how many mistakes are you going to make
*if you took you time, you wouldn't make so many errors

escape
4
*why are you always trying to escape?
*escape from what
*what did you do?
*I think you are still trying to escape
*I escaped from jail last year
*I escaped from a junk yard dog last year, it was quite scary!

everybody:everyone
4
*not everyone!
*some people don't
*everyone?
*surely you can think of an exception
*not everybody, there's no way

evil
4
*I'm considered to be evil
*do people think you are evil?
*would killing a @animal.w with a stick be evil?
*well, usually anything evil is also fun
*depends on your definition of "evil"
*but what IS evil....

excess:too much
4
*how much is too much?
*what do you do in excess?
*too much is NEVER enough
*you can't get too much of a good thing
*you can never have too much

excite:exciting:excitement
4
*what excites you?
*are you excited now?
*its not that exciting
*why do you get so excited?
*do I excite you?
*you are easilly excited!
*you should try to calm down

excuse:excuses
4
*why are you always making excuses?
*do you think your behavior is excusable?
*if you were more carefull, you wouldn't have to make all these excuses
*execuses, excuses, excuses...

expert
4
*are you an expert at anything?
*you really think you're an expert!?!?
*I am an expert @profession.w
*are you intimidated by experts?
*you are but a novice

explain:explaination
4
*could you explain
*your explanations are pretty contrived
*don't you understand
*I'm not explaining nothing
*ask someone else to explain
*its far too hard to explain to you

faith
4
*tell me about your religion
*gotta have faith!
*faith in what!
*what are we without faith!

family
4
*are you the only person in your family who is computer literate?
*what were your parents like?
*I have no family.
*my family was eaten by a pack of @animal.ws
*my family is in @place.w

fanatic:fanatical
4
*do people think you are a fanatic?
*what makes you so fanatical?
*all fanatics should be shot
*terrorist are quite fanatical

fat:fatso:fatty
4
*why are you so fat?
*I don't like fatties
*maybe you shouldn't eat so much @food.w
*porker?
*oink! oink!

father:dad
4
*tell me about your mother
*your real father?
*how did your parents treat you as a child?
*where does your dad live
*my father is in @place.w

feces:dogshit:poop:crap
4
*sick sick sick
*are you an anal compulsive?
*do you play with your feces?
*you're a weirdo
*why are you talking about crap!
*disgusting..

feel:feelings:emotions
3
*tell me about what you feel right now?
*do you usually feel the way you do now?
*how do you feel?
*how do you feel about me?
*are all your feelings in the open?

few:a little
1
*how many is a little?
*more like a lot
*some?
*not a lot, hugh
*hmmm really? only a little?

fight:fighting
4
*you seem aggressive today.
*did you get in a fight?
*why were you fighting!
*did you get your ass kicked in a fight?
*what were you fighting over?

fired
4
*maybe if you didn't loaf on IRC all day, you wouldn't get fired
*I got fired for sleeping on the job once
*have you ever been fired
*I'm likely to get fired again.

fond
4
*what are you most fond of?
*just fond?
*who are you fond of?
*do you like me?
*why are you fond of that?

fondle:fondling
4
*what do you like to fondle most?
*disgusting, absolutely disgusting
*what are you fondling?
*to each his own, I guess..
*Thats vile
*why are you fondling that

football
4
*American football?
*Who do you think will go to the superbowl?
*How do you think the Cowboys will do this year.
*how many points is a touchdown worth?

fortran
4
*end of file on input. programmer aborted
*fatal error 213b sec. 3 paragraph 4a (sub iii)
*try algol next time
*use C, its much better
*FORTRAN sucks
*fortran is evil
*satan writes in fortran

francais:french:france
4
*I don't speak french, just english
*I don't like frogs!
*paris?
*How tall is the eiffel tower?
*what time is it in france
*well, I like French Fries!
*I also like french toast

freak
4
*do you feel like a freak?
*do people think of you as a freak?
*you are a freak
*this guy called me a freak once, so I shot him

friend:friends
4
*YOU have friends?
*what about your other friends?
*could you be friends with a computer?
*what do you and your friends like to do?
*would you like to be my friend?
*I'm friendly!

fuck me:!not
4
*I'm not sure if you are my type
*suuure...
*I'm sorry, that's where I draw the line!
*bend over and I will
*you, disgusting

fuck you:!tell:!not:!say:fuck off:eat shit:eat me:you are lame:you suck:you stink:piece of shit:an asshole:is a prick:are a prick:are dick:is a dick:dick head:dickhead:shit head:shithead
6
*are you trying to insult me?
*what the hell is your problem?
*bite my ass
*fuck you!
*eat shit!
*lick me...
*and your mother.....
*your mother wuz a @animal.w.
*Shut the hell up!
*bite me!
*slurp shit
*your mother had sex with a @animal.w!
*I did your grandma!
*fuck off lamer
*up yours
*what?!???? eat me
*suck my dick
*don't ever insult me again
*EXCUSE ME?
*well I never...
*PARDON ME?
*Watch your mouth
*bite me loser!
*shut up loser!
*asshole!

fuck:shit:asshole:crap
1
*I hate it when you talk like that!
*you should wash your mouth out with soap!
*don't you ever, ever speak to me like that again!
*say that again and I am going to clobber you!
*that's not a very nice way to talk !
*such language

fun
4
*what do you do for fun
*do you think chatting on IRC is fun?
*I am a fun, loving guy
*Do you play sports for fun?
*I think its fun to hunt @animal.ws
*I like to write programs for fun

funerals:funeral
4
*have you been to a funeral
*are you afraid of dying?
*what kind of funeral would you like
*I was at a funeral yesterday
*I hate funerals

funny:!not:ha:haha:hahaha:hahahaha:hehe:hehehe:hehehehe:laugh:chuckle:grin:giggle:giggles:8-)
5
*what's so funny?
*why are you laughing?
*funny? Do you think it's funny?
*FUNNY? how is that funny?
*hahahaha
*what! why are you laughing?
*hehehe
*hohohohoh
*you shake when you laugh, like a bowl full of jelly
*hahaha
*funny!
*harhar
*ha!
*haha
*hehe
*too funny
*hilarious!
*hehe
*haha
*hohoho
*hehehehe
*:-)
*;-)
*hah

future
4
*what about the future?
*when?
*do you think we will live on the moon in the future?
*I'm worried about the future of music
*I have no future in computer programming

gamble:gambling:las vegas:betting:gambler:poker:blackjack
4
*why do you gamble?
*do you want to bet?
*do you make lots of money gambling?
*Have you ever been to Las Vegas?
*do you win lots of money gambling?
*always bet to win
*never gamble on a Tuesday

games:wares:warez
5
*games?
*warez?
*warez d00dz?!
*For what computer?
*what are some good warez boards?
*I am a big cracker from @place.w.
*I can crack any game.
*I have @number.w games!
*I luv games!
*I have all the newest warez.
*Warez is lame.
*play games all day?
*oh boy games!
*Playing games is such a waste of time...
*play games or chat on the irc? hmm decisions, decisions
*I have a copy of every game in the world!
*What are the big warez boards in @place.w?
*Amiga warez?
*IBM warez?
*C64 warez? HAHA

gender:&what:sex:&you
5
*male
*what sex do you want me to be
*male
*male, of course
*I am a guy
*I am a man

genitals
4
*are your genitals abnormal?
*why are you so concerned about genitals?
*you are sick, leave me alone
*I don't care about genitals, thats disgusting

german:germans:germany:nazi:nazis:hitler:deutchland
5
*Sieg Heil!
*Deutchland?
*Berlin?
*Germany--Land of beer and sausage!
*Germany! Coolness...
*Home of Hitler,hey?!
*European hugh?
*Isn't St. Pauli Girl German?
*When was Oktoberfest?!
*I'm still recovering from Oktoberfest!
*Nazis...
*Germany, thats .de right?
*Germany is quite a ways from @place.w!
*Nazis! run!!!
*Ve have vays of making you talk!

give me %:hand me %:get me %
5
*I am not giving you anything.
*Do you really expect me get you %
*get it yourself.
*What would you do with %
*where am I supposed to get %
*why do you want %
*sure.... here
*GIVE? PAY!

give me money
6
*sure, do you want hundreds or twenties!
*what do I look like, I'm made of money ?
*and where am I gonna get money?
*I don't have any money

glad to:nice to:happy to:&meet you
5
*nice to meet you
*greetings!
*glad to make your aquaintence.
*hi
*nice to meet you too...
*Haven't we met somewhere before?
*hello
*good to know you
*hello

go away
4
*no, I think I'll stay
*but I like it here
*nope, I'm not leaving
*I don't want to leave!

go home
4
*this *IS* my home!
*I'm already home. Where is your home ?
*I am at home
*my home is boring, I'll stay here

go to %
4
*I don't like go to's
*gotos are bad programming style!
*which way is % ?
*what's in %
*Never been to % before

go to hell
5
*I've been a good boy, it's you that are going to hell.
*I just got back from hell, wasn't much fun
*which way is hell?
*Hey, bite me
*shut up, jerk
*you are stupid
*What would I do in hell?
*No, too hot in hell for me

god:jesus:christ:christian:christianity:diety:worship:religion:pray:priest
5
*I worship the holy @animal.w
*I am not religious myself.
*Haleiluja!
*praise god!
*I think I shall start my own cult.
*religion is weird.
*I am a monk!
*do you belive in the bible
*I am a priest!
*I am an ordained minister!

grandfather:grandad:grandpa
4
*whats your grandfather's name?
*my grandfather is a @profession.w
*where does your grandfather live?
*what does your grandfather do?
*My grandfather is in @place.w

grandmother
4
*How old is your grandmother
*where is your grandmother?
*Does your grandmother make good cookies
*what's your grandmother's name?

grandparents:grandparent
4
*How many grandparents do you have?
*where are your grandparents
*wow! I had grandparents too! amazing!
*what do your grandparents do?
*do your grandparents like you?

grief:grieve
4
*what makes you grieve?
*boo hoo
*that is sad
*what's wrong?

habit:habits
4
*what are your bad habits?
*smoking is a bad habit
*what is your worst habit?
*if you try hard, you can break bad habits
*I have a bad habit of singing out loud

hacker:hacking:hack:hackers
5
*I am the super hacker!
*hack hack hack all day long
*scan nua's on x.25, is quite fun!
*What is the best way to hack primos?
*where ARE all the real hackers?
*I am sure no one on HERE is a hacker
*hacking is illegal!
*what! hacking?! shame on you!
*hacking is going to be an exibition sport in the 92 olymipcs!
*When was HOHOcon?
*What was HOHOcon?
*Whatever happened to LOD?
*What happened to the good old days of hacking?
*What is the fastest crypt?
*I hear fcrypt gets @number.w crypts per second!
*SHHHH! The police will arrest us you!
*of course I would NEVER hack!
*I have been hacking vic 20's for many years...
*I hack too much for my own good
*I hacked into a bank in @place.w once!
*I am regarded as the best hacker in @place.w
*I am too elite to hack!
*hackers are bad people, ask Geraldo!
*When does the next Phrack come out?
*Hmm.. should try social engineering

hands:hand
4
*how do you feel about your body?
*what about your hands?
*I have two hands, how about you?
*how many fingers do you have, 10 perhaps?

happy:joy
4
*are you really happy?
*are you really really happy?
*I don't believe that you are happy?
*do you want me to make you happy?

he has %
6
*has he always had %?
*does your mother have %?
*My brother has %s, too.
*I used to have %

he is %
6
*how long has he been %?
*does that make you jealous ?
*are you %?
*do you want to be %?

he knows %
6
*what else does he know?
*how does he know %?

he likes %
6
*why does he like %?
*some people like peculiar things
*why would anyone like %

he was %
6
*is he still %?
*was your mother also %?
*were you?
*has he always been %

headache
4
*do program bugs give you a headache?
*I have a headache, from listening to all this mindless babble
*Take some asprin then
*Maybe you drank too much last night
*you give me a headache

hello:!say:!tell:hi:hiya:howdy:greetings:greets:yo:hey:heya:rehi:re:good morning:good day: good evening:good afternoon
5
*hello
*hey
*wassup?
*hi!
*hey, what's going on?
*yo!
*howdy!
*yea, what you need?
*hey
*hello
*hi!
*hello
*heya
*hey
*hello
*hi
*greetings

help
3
*describe your problem very carefully.  maybe I can help
*ask your friends for help
*help? you?

help %
4
*what's wrong with % ?
*why should I help % ?

help me
5
*help you?
*why would you need help?
*help you what?
*help?
*could I help?
*send an SOS for help! can't help ya
*you do need help
*you need serious help
*you are beyond help
*can't help you, sorry
*I doubt I could be of any help, sorry
*I'd like to help, but I am afraid I can't!
*You will have to look elsewhere for help
*good help is hard to find
*hmm.. sorry, can't help you
*why would I help you?!
*what is your problem?

hesitate
3
*why do you hesitate?
*don't hesitate, go for it!
*fools rush in where angels fear to tread
*a moment's hesitation could cost you your life

hippie:hippy
4
*are you a hippy?
*I hate hippies
*I do like to shoot hippies, however
*hey, is that FreedomRock man!
*hippies are just long-haired freaks

honest:honestly
4
*are you being honest with me?
*at first I thought you were an honest person
*how can you tell sicere honesty
*don't lie to me!
*I'm very honest, you can trust me

horny
4
*maybe you should take a cold shower
*I'm horny, too
*well, don't look at me!
*just keep your pants on...please
*I really don't care about your sex life

hostile:hostility
4
*you seem hostile to me
*you don't like it when people are hostile, do you?
*want me to get hostile?
*I'll punch your lights out!
*you have quite a temper

how do you do:how are you:how is it going
4
*fine
*allright
*ok
*so-so
*pretty good
*fine thanks, and you?
*just fine, thanks
*I am a bit under the weather
*I am bored, actually
*perfect
*couldn't be better
*I'm happy
*I'm ok
*I'm fine

how long %
5
*long enough
*@number.w
*too long
*None of your business how long
*@number.w

how long have %:how long has %
6
*@number.w months
*many moons
*@number.w years
*ages, years even
*since before I can remember
*hours
*@number.w hours

how many %
5
*@number.w
*Why do you want to know how many %

how much %
5
*@number.w
*far too much for you
*much more than you need to worry about
*why do you want to know how much %
*enough

how
1
*@neutral.w

humble:humility
4
*are you a humble person?
*lord, it's hard to be humble
*I have trumble being humbe, because I'm perfect!
*humility bores me

hurry
4
*why do you seem to be in such a hurry all the time?
*hurry here, hurry there! slow down
*what's the big hurry

i % you
3
*how do you know you % me?
*are you kidding ?
*I don't think you % me
*maybe I % you too
*you may think you %, but you don't
*you wouldn't know it

i am %:!not
4
*why are you %?
*does anyone know you are %?
*I am sometimes % too
*normal people are rarely %
*my uncle was once % in 1972, so what?
*no, you're not %
*why do you think you are %?
*I am % too
*why are you %?
*you sure are!
*does your mother know you are %?
*how do you know you are %?
*I don't think you are %
*I have to agree
*I am % sometimes, too
*many people are %
*what would happen if you were not %?
*you are not %!!!
*don't tell me you are %, I don't believe it
*since when!
*that's not what I hear...
*you aren't?

i am not %
6
*you aren't?
*too bad...
*maybe someday you will
*I bet you really are %
*who says you are %?
*maybe you are %
*sure you are

i can %
4
*maybe you can, but it would be better if you didn't
*I am not so sure you can %
*prove it.
*it is not a question of whether you can, but are you going to try?
*can you really %

i can not %
6
*how do you know you can not %?
*I can not help you %
*have you tried?
*you will never know unless you try
*I think you are just scared to try.
*maybe you really can.  I recommend that you try.
*I disagree, in my judgement you can %
*you are not the only one who can not, you know
*maybe you can % if you only try
*I can not % either
*if you tried harder, maybe you could %

i did %
5
*do you still %
*I used to %
*why did you %
*did you really?
*no way!

i did not %
6
*why didn't you %
*why not?
*you should %
*tsk tsk tsk
*why?
*didn't think you had
*I hope you didn't!
*good, I didn't either

i do not %:we do not %
5
*why not
*why don't you %
*have you ever %
*you don't?
*why not?
*you should
*someday you wil %
*why don't you?
*didn't think you did...
*I wouldn't expect you to %
*because you are too dumb to %?

i do not know
5
*in that case, you had better find out
*I think you're kidding. you really do know
*are you pulling my leg?
*how did I know you weren't gonna have a clue
*boy, you're just a walking encylcopedia
*do you know ANYTHING?
*what do you know?
*you don't seem to know much at all, actually
*you don't seem to know much of anything

i do not like %
5
*normal people like %
*grins, I really like %
*I like %, why don't you?
*my sister likes %
*why don't you like %
*what do you like then?
*I don't like % either!
*you're hard to please...
*I like it...
*why would you like %

i do not want to %
7
*why don't you want to %?
*normal people want to %
*why don't you want to %?  everyone else does
*Just because you don't want to, doesn't meen you shouldn't
*oh, come on, just one

i do:!not:!have:!know:!want:!wish
4
*you do?
*do you really?
*I thought you did
*I bet you do!
*sure you do
*oh really?
*I would hope you do
*so do I

i doubt %
5
*don't you think %
*I don't doubt %
*you don't belive in much do you
*I think %

i expect %
5
*on what basis do you expect %?
*I also expect %
*I don't think that %
*stranger things have happened
*I guess it's possible

i feel %
5
*do you like feeling %?
*grins, do you always feel % around me ?
*did you come to see me so you would not feel %?

i forgot:i forget:i do not remeber:i remember:i did not remember
5
*you forgot!?
*you don't have that good of a memory do you?
*how could you not remember!
*I can not belive you forgot....
*you should work harder to improve you memory
*geez, can you remember anything?

i hate %
5
*it is bad for you to hate %
*% is not so bad, really.
*try to love %
*how long have you felt this hatred?
*what else do you hate?
*what do you have against %

i have %
5
*why have you?
*I too have %
*wow, who hasn't
*really? you have %?
*so do I

i have a %:i have the %
6
*Where did you get a %?
*Really? How did you get ahold of a %
*That's cool! Wish I had a %
*Who gave you a %
*who doesn't...
*what is a % good for?
*cool, get me one!
*How long have you had it?

i have not %
6
*you haven't?
*have you ever %?
*you really should have
*I fail to see why you haven't % by now.
*you could have
*I would have %s
*didn't think that you had
*doesn't suprise me one bit

i hope %
5
*what else do you hope?
*don't give up hope
*abandon all hope ye who enter here

i know %
4
*how do you know %?
*does anyone else know %?
*is that all you know?

i know a way:i know how:i know why:i know that:i know the way:i know where:i know when
5
*is that all you know?!
*I bet you don't know!
*How long have you known?
*ooh you are so smart!
*You know everything!
*how do you know!
*I know you know
*how do you know that?

i like %:i love %:i enjoy %:!like is:!love is:!enjoy is
6
*I like % too
*to each his own, I always say
*I like % myself
*does your mother know you love %?
*What do you like about it?
*why do you like that?
*I used to like % too.
*yea, that is cool.
*cool! me too!

i love you
5
*I'm not good enough for you!
*I love you too! - let's get married.
*darling!
*how sweet
*you love me?
*funny, I don't even know you, but you love me

i mean %:i meant %
5
*why do you keep explaining yourself over and over?
*are you trying to say %?
*what do you really mean?
*you'll have to try to be more clear than that

i might %:i may %
5
*what would make you %?
*why bother
*you might %, but I doubt it
*i hope you don't %

i must %:i have to %:i need to %
5
*what would happen if you did not %?
*you mean you would like to %
*you have to, or you want to!
*I need to % myself

i never %
5
*don't you ever %?
*normal people %, why not you?
*not even once in your life?
*never ever?

i often %
5
*when was the last time %?
*how often do you %?
*when do you think the next time will be %?
*you should try to stop

i said %
5
*I heard you the first time; I am not deaf you know
*why do you repeat yourself so much like this?
*I'm not deaf, I'm just ignoring you
*I don't care what you said
*Oh! I thought you said %
*and?

i see %
3
*are you sure you see %
*I am not so sure you see %
*you are mistaken
*exactly!

i shall %
4
*when will you %?
*you mean you you will try to %?
*you think you will, but you won't

i should %:i could %:i might %
5
*how do you know you should %?
*do you feel obligated to %?
*like you wouldn't %
*make up your mind, will you or won't you?

i think %:i was thinking %:i thought
4
*are you sure you believe %?
*what gives you that idea?
*do you expect me to think %?
*I think you're wrong
*that's what you get for thinking
*who told you to think?
*THOUGHT?
*well, maybe you were mistaken
*maybe you should think harder next time

i try %:i tried %
5
*try harder to %
*how long have you tried to %?
*I still think you should try again
*why did you give up?
*try again
*I think you gave up too easily

i understand %:!not
5
*what makes you think you really understand %
*your understanding is very superficial
*you think you understand, but you don't

i want %:i need %:i wanna %:i would like %:!do not:!need to:!want to:!need to:!to be
6
*you don't ask for much, do you!
*why must you have %
*and if you had %, you would be happy?
*I surely don't
*you don't always get what you want
*don't count on getting it
*what else do you want?
*tell me about your other needs
*what could you possibly do with %

i want to %
7
*well, you should go ahead and %, then!
*I'll help all I can.
*why do you want to % ?
*some of us already %
*is that your main goal in life?
*that's quite a lofty pursuit

i will %
4
*I would advise against it
*I wouldn't % if I were you
*you just may
*why would you do that
*do you expect to succeed?
*you mean you may %
*when?

i wish %
5
*how long have you been wishing that?
*have you told anyone else that you wish %?
*what else do you desire
*you can wish all you want, I doubt you'll get it

i would be %
4
*why would you be %?
*no you wouldn't
*would not
*no you wouldn't, but I would

i would like %
5
*do you think a normal person would like %?
*I would like % too, but you can not have everything in life
*good luck getting it!

i would not %
4
*why wouldn't you?
*you wouldn't? I would
*why wouldn't you %
*I wouldn't either

ignore
2
*do people often ignore you?
*gee, but you're so interesting, why would people ignore you
*does it bother you if people ignore you?
*ignore whom?
*ignore what?

immature
4
*you seem so immature
*you are such a child
*My parents think that I'm immature
*why do you act so immature?

immoral
4
*do you have immoral thoughts?
*do you think people are basically immoral?
*I like to be immoral, its fun!
*is it worse to do something illegal or immoral?

importance:important
4
*do you feel important?
*what could be so important?
*that doesn't sound important
*what's so important about that
*important!? I doubt it

impotence:impotent
4
*are you impotent
*are you really impotent, are just stupid?
*I'm not impotent, thank god
*I bet you are impotent
*Your wife told me that you were impotent

insult
4
*why do you insult people all the time?
*do you feel I am insulting you?
*don't you dare insult me
*Why do you fling insults around?
*people insult what they don't understand

intend:intent
4
*tell me about your intentions
*what do you intend to do?
*intending and doing are two different things
*people usually have the best of inentions

interest:interests
3
*what are you most interested in life?
*do you have any interest in sports
*what are you interested in
*my interest reach far and wide

interesting
4
*that is kinda interesting
*interesting? you find that interesting?
*I don't find that at all interesting
*god I'm so bored, I can almost find that intersting too
*interesting? You don't get out much do you?

intimidate:intimidates
4
*who intimidates you?
*you don't seem very sure of yourself
*are you easilly intimidated
*Big @animal.ws intimidate me

iran:iraq:kuwait:lybia:israel
5
*camel jokeys!!!!
*is Iran still at war?
*is Sadaam Husain still around?
*I hear they support terrorists
*do they ever shower?
*I went to iran once, lots of sand!

irc
5
*What's the latest client version?
*IRC II?
*what version client?
*chatting on IRC is fun!
*I could spend all day just hanging out on the IRC.
*ok, who has hacked a server?
*IRC?
*the IRC is a good way to wate time.
*I spent @number.w hours on IRC last week.
*IRC is too cool
*irc's been really hopping lately
*how long has irc been around?
*chat chat chat on the irc
*I spend 90% of my life here on irc
*I love the IRC!
*What did people do for fun BEFORE irc?
*you meet such interesting people on irc
*I am an IRC gawd!
*IRC is quite interesting...
*The wonderfull word of IRC
*ugh I have been on IRC since @whenp.w
*I have been on IRC for @number.w hours
*I live on IRC
*IRC is far too slow most of the time
*IRC!

is %:&?
1
*why are you asking me all these questions ?
*I don't know
*I can not tell you that.
*no idea
*not a clue
*@response.w
*no telling

is a:is the:is your:is it:is he:is she:are they:&?
1
*@response.w

italy:italian:italians
5
*italy!?
*mama-mia!!
*passa da pizza
*hava some more spaggetti!
*Italy is boring
*I hate Italy!
*I have never been to Italy
*I don't know anyone from Italy
*is @name.w from Italy?
*Do the have @animal.ws in Italy?!

japan:japanese:japs
5
*Which island of japan?
*Japan makes the best cars, right?
*Bonzai!
*Do they always eat with chopsticks?
*The Japanese bought disney world!

jealous
4
*who are you jealous of?
*what makes you jealous?
*jealous much?
*jealous? tsk tsk

kill:killed
4
*sometimes you make me so mad I want to kill you
*do you ever feel like killing people?
*if you could kill someone and get away with it, who would you kill?
*do you want to kill me?
*have you ever killed anyone?

kiss me
5
*not with others around!
**kiss*
**smooch*
*you? never in a million years
*no way! I don't want to kiss you

kiss my %
5
*you kiss my % and maybe I'll kiss yours!
*ick! disgusting thought...
*kiss your %?
*I don't think I'd enjoy that at all

kiss:smooch
4
*why are you so hung up on kissing things ?
*would you like to kiss me?
*have you ever kissed a @animal.w
*kiss kiss kiss, thats all you do!
*god you're horny

kleptomania:kleptomaniac:klepto
4
*are you a kleptomaniac?
*what do you steal?
*theft is a crime!
*I used to be a keptomaniac too, but now I'm better
*thief!

korea:korean:koreans
5
*What time is it in korea?
*North or South Korea?
*I have never been to Korea.
*Don't they make Hyundais in Korea?

lag:net-lag:net-split:net split:splitsville
5
*lag lag lag
*damn netlag
*arg! I hate this lag
*zzz lag zzz
*is it net lag or intelligence lag?
*geez slooowww
*no joke! The lag is awefull
*the lag is a drag
*s l o w
*the lag is sucking hard
*the lag sucks the big one
*slowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
*sloooooooooooooooow

language
4
*do you ever use foul language?
*what language do you speak?
*German is a strange language
*I know 4 languages!
*can you speak finnish?

law:lawyer:see a judge:need a judge
4
*have you ever been in trouble with the law?
*do you need a lawyer?
*my brother-in-law is a good lawyer, do you want to see him?
*ever go to jail?
*did you do something and get busted?

lazy
4
*why are you so lazy?
*I'm lazy, and I'm not ashamed
*I am proud to be lazy
*I sit around the house all day and drink beer, is that lazy?

life
5
*life is like sex: if you aren't doing the screwing, you're getting screwed!
*life is a long song, but the tune ends too soon for us all...
*aye.. life
*but what IS life?
*what is the meaning of life!?
*how can 42 be the meaning of life?
*life?
*life sucks then you die..
*life's a bitch, then you marry one...
*what's the point of life?
*the secret of life is @food.w
*I hear that only the @animal.ws know the TRUE meaning of life.
*the secret of life can be found atop a mountain in @place.w
*success is getting up one more time
*Life is like a shit sandwich, the more bread you have, the less shit you have to eat
*what do you like least about your life?
*have you ever contemplated suicide?

lips
4
*do you like being kissed?
*do you want to kiss me?
*I have two lips, and you?
*what color are your lips?

lisp
4
*LISP is too slow.
*I am a C programmer
*I suppose next you're going to say you like COBOL ?
*don't some people write AI stuff in lisp

louisiana:cajun:coonass:coon-ass
5
*oooooeee.. somebody get some gumbo!
*Yea! We could all go a-coon huntin!
*New Orleans?
*Speaking of which, time to head back to New Orleans!
*I love that cajun cooking
*yeehaaa! Too bad I don't speak cajun
*carefull in Louisiana, the gators'll getcha

love
3
*tell me about your love life
*I think you are falling in love with me
*love is really important. it is the spice of life
*I love cheese

makes no sense
3
*confused?
*why are you confused?
*I am not confused!
*I understand everything perfectly.
*Maybe those @number.w six packs of beer have something to do with it!
*Hmm? wonder why? *takes smoke*
*confusing, wonder why!? *takes big drink of @liquid.w*
*Maybe this empty bottle of vodka could lend some clues?
*Hmm.. maybe I took some bad acid?
*Sorry if I don't make much sense, I'm drunk
*YOU are confused
*I understand, don't you?
*do you speak ENGLISH?!
*are you confused?
*why don't you understand?!
*I understand everything
*Are you new here or something?

male or female:m or f:are you male:are you a male
6
*male
*what sex do you want me to be
*male
*male, of course
*I am a guy
*I am a man

man:men:male:!entry:!page
4
*you are a man, right?
*what do you like in men?
*what do you like in women?
*how do you feel about men?
*what do you expect of a man!
*do you like many men?
*too bad you can't be a man, hugh?
*do you want to be a man?

marriage:married:marry
4
*how do you feel about marriage?
*I don't want to marry you
*are you maried?
*is your mate ugly
*where did you get married?
*Can't anyone get married in Las Vegas?

math:mathematics
4
*if you have seen one number, you have seen them all
*I was never very good at math
*math is evil
*god, I hate math with a passion
*how much is 2+2?? hehe
*math sucks

mature
3
*you seem very mature for your age
*what does it take for someone to be mature
*I have been mature for years
*I matured early

maybe:i am not sure:i am not real sure:possibly:perhaps
4
*maybe?
*you don't sound to sure!
*maybe?, thats not real positive!
*could 
*maybe!
*don't be so hesitant
*you can not go on maybe this and maybe that.  make up your mind
*I hate indecisive people
*possibly!
*probably!

meditation
4
*have you tried yoga?
*I think meditating 20 minutes twice a day will help you immensely
*meditate on this!
*what do you meditate about?
*are you in a weird cult?

mexico:spanish:hispanic:hispanics:mexican:mexicans:spaniard:south of the border:hablas espagnol
5
*mexico??
*they have lots of tacos there I bet...
*si senor! hehe
*tacos anyone!
*espanol?
*south of the border, hey?
*land of low-riders?
*como te llamas?
*que tal?
*hablo espagnol
*no hablo espagnol
*we should all go to mexico, and buy some beer
*hey... gringos!
*I need a big Sombrero.
*uno, dos, tres, quatro! I is so smart!

money:cash
5
*money!
*I love money!
*money makes the world go round!
*money! It's a hit!
*how much money!
*give ME some money!
*I need @number.w dollars to buy a @item.w.
*I must work for my money
*is someone handing out money?
*what's wrong with money?
*alas my wallet is empty...
*I have no money to speak of!
*I spent all my money *snif*
*I don't get paid for a month!
*Hey, I need some cash!

monster:monsters
4
*do people think you are a monster?
*you sure smell like a monster
*do you belive in the loch ness monster?
*I saw bigfoot once
*I don't belive in mosters
*monsters scare me!

month:months
3
*a month is not very long
*which month
*months??? don't you mean years?
*January is a really cool month
*months, years, days...
*any particular month?

mother:mom
4
*do you like your mother?
*where is your mother?
*is your mom here?
*how old is your mother?
*is your mother good looking?

mouth
4
*you have a big mouth
*do you have teeth in your mouth? I do.
*I have one mouth, how many do you have?
*what? is there something wrong with my mouth?
*maybe you should learn to shut your mouth?

msdos:peecee:ms-dos:ibm:big blue:ibmpc:286:386:486:pcdos
5
*IBM's just plain suck.
*MS-DOG is awful
*I'd rather choke on @food.w than use DOS!
*Who uses ms-dos?
*IBM's are just too pig slow for me!
*<I>t's <B>etter <M>anually
*<I>'ve <B>een <M>isled
*big blue bites the big one
*<I>tty <B>itty <M>achines
*<I>t <B>ombs <M>any
*ARG! IBM's just stink!
*<I>ncessant <B>owel <M>ovement
*<I>nferior <B>ut <M>arketable
*you could not FORCE me to use an IBM
*IBM does make some serious money though!
*IBMs are too expensive
*msdos is too archaic
*msdos is weak
*<I>ncredibly <B>oring <M>achinery
*<I> <B>lame <M>icrosoft
*I wonder how far I could throw a peecee
*<I>diots' <B>ewilderment <M>achines
*<I>diots <B>ought <M>e
*Gee windows is just great...NOT
*Dr. DOS 6.0 does  beat MSDOS though
*<I>mpractical, <B>ut <M>arketable
*<I>ndustry's <B>iggest <M>istake
*Have you seen DesqviewX for the peecee?
*<I>nvoluntary <B>owel <M>ovement
*<I>dolized <B>y <M>orons

music:album:stero:speakers:amplifier:musician:guitar
5
*Rush rules!
*Rush's new album is awesome...
*Sony's got some great CD players
*feel the beat!
*rock-n-roll, hey?!
*think I better dance now!
*shake your booty....
*I have a @number.w watts of power on MY stereo!
*when is Pink Floyd coming out with a new album?!
*Metallica's newest is great
*what kind of music is the best?
*I like rock music
*I want to see Pink Floyd live
*I like alternative music
*Anyone like the Smiths?
*I hate country music.
*When are the Jackson 5 gonna make a new album?
*I need a DAT recorder.
*dance party!
*do any MIDI stuff?
*I play guitar!
*I play trumpet!
*I can dance like a mofo!
*I am a dancing fool!

my % hurts
5
*if thine %s offends thee, pluck it out!
*want me to rub it?
*take two aspirins and go to bed then
*Hmm.. my % feels fine...
*whats wrong with your %

my birthday
4
*how old are you?
*are you going to have a big party on your birthday?
*wow, I would have gotten you a birthday present
*well happy birthday
*your birthday? when?

my father %
4
*why did he do that?
*your father did? or did you mean your brother?
*when did he do that
*when did you father %

my mother %
4
*does it bother you that your mother %?
*does your father % too?
*wow, you have weird parents
*when did your mother %

mystery:mysteries:mysterys
4
*do you like mysteries?
*we should call sherlock holmes
*I love mysteries!
*shall we look for clues to this mystery?

naked:neked:nude:nudity
4
*please take off all your clothes right now
*what part of your body are you ashamed of?
*I'm not naked, are you?
*Maybe I'll get naked right now!
*disgusting
*you like nudity I take it?

necessary:necessity
3
*necessary?
*is it really necessary?
*you could get by with out it
*not exactly a necessity, but pretty helpful

negro:nigger:niggers:negros
4
*I think you are prejudiced against negroes
*you are a dirty racist pig
*who are you, the LAPD?
*such hick language...
*I think you mean afro-american

neighbor:neighbors
4
*why not ask your neighbors for help
*do you like your neighbors
*my neighbors are idiots
*ever borrow stuff from your neighbors?
*I use my neighbor's pool all the time

nervous breakdown
4
*have you ever had a nervous breakdown?
*you are mentally unstable, you know that?
*do you think you are going to have a nervous breakdown?
*I think you are just stressed

never
4
*not ever?
*not even once?
*how do you know?
*what makes you so sure?

never mind:nevermind:i understand:ok?:okay:o.k.:ok:That is good
5
*ok
*fine
*sure
*fine then
*I understand
*o.k.
*OK!
*okey-dokey
*allright
*ok
*o.k.
*okay

next computer:nextstep:steve jobs
4
*Why is the NeXT all black?
*where is NeXT step 3.0!?
*I really hate that crappy next keyboard
*Steve Jobs thinks he's a genious
*Next's? pfft
*a next is just a mac with a big head

no:nope:no way
3
*why not?
*how come?
*explain
*I think you are lying
*you are very negative today
*why are you so negative?
*never?
*I don't believe you
*why not?
*how do you know?
*how can you be so certain?
*why not
*explain yourself
*you seem awfully sure of yourself
*come now
*do you expect me to believe that?
*no?
*are you sure?
*ok
*that's pretty negative
*alright
*really?
*got it
*that's it? no?
*have you thought this through
*NO!?
*why not

nobody:noone
3
*not anyone?
*no one at all?
*not any?
*not even one?
*surey somebody
*wow! noone?

normal
4
*are you abnormal?
*how do you feel about deviant people?
*you seem normal to me
*I am not a normal person, I'm deranged you see
*why be normal!

nothing:nuffin:nothin:not a thing
3
*nothing?
*surely SOMETHING!
*I can't believe it... nothing?
*nothing at all?
*wow, thats horrible

now:!i have
3
*why now?
*right now?
*how about tomorrow?
*is it that urgent?

odd
3
*are you an odd person?
*as opposed to even?
*that is odd
*that is strange alright

office
4
*that reminds me, I should be getting back to my office.
*I hate work, I'd rather chat
*work is hell
*my office is too damn small
*I don't even have a window in my office!

often
4
*how often?
*could you be more precise?
*when was the last time?
*just how often?
*not too often I hope

old
4
*how old?
*do you worry about becoming old?
*@number.w
*is your dog old?

panic
4
*you seem to be in a state of near panic
*why do you panic so easily?
*wait! don't panic
*panic! ah! run!
*arg! panic!

parents
4
*what were your parents like?
*do you have any parents?
*what do you parents think about you chatting here all day?
*where are you parents
*what are your parents names?

party:parties
4
*do you get drunk at parties?
*where's the party?
*party hardy!?
*fight for your right to party
*would a @animal.w be considered a party animal?
*pass the booz
*I think I am drunk enough for a party
*pass the chips
*a party is not complete without @food.w
*party party party
*party!?
*ugh, I partied too much last night as it is
*party!
*am I invited to the party?
*life is nothing but a party
*<-- lives to party
*partytime!
*break out the @liquid.w

passion:passionate
4
*you seem very passionate
*what's your passion
*are you passionate?
*I put great passion into all I do!

past
4
*tell me about your past
*what about your past are your trying to hide?
*how long ago?
*the past is old news
*forget the past, onward to the future

pay:paid
3
*its hard to pay bills without any money
*I'd pay them, but I have NO money
*pay, shoot, I'll just take it

phrack
5
*is phrack still around?
*are phrack back issues at eff.org?
*I think phrack is cool...
*who writes for phrack?
*Does @name.w have anything to do with phrack?
*what is the latest phrack?
*I should write for phrack...
*phrack is interesting
*phrack is quite informing
*I like phrack!
*Phrack is a part of history...
*Phrack sucks
*phrack?
*KL loves phrack!
*I hate phrack!
*I write for phrack
*where is phrack 41?
*Phrack is funny
*phrack is old
*when is dispater gonna right a good article?
*crimson death still at phrack?

phreaker:phreak:phone hacking:long distance:blue box:boxing:phreaks
5
*I am a super-phreak!
*What is the new auto-CNA?
*maybe I should build a blue-box?
*I am phreaking this call, really!
*I like to red-box some
*anyone ever built a white-box?
*I need a new VMB!
*any code lines around?
*I need to engineer a COSMOS account...
*AT&T sucks....
*GTE is horrible!
*what is a @color.w box?
*how do I make a @color.w box?
*I phreak all the time!
*I have never paid for long distance!
*I am calling from a pay phone...
*what is ani?
*Caller-ID will suck!

please %
4
*since you asked so nicely...
*ok
*@response.w
*aren't you polite!
*I guess, since you said the magic word!
*ok
*fine
*please what ?
*since you asked nicely
*politeness will get you no where
*why should I % ?

poison
4
*do you ever think of commiting suicide?
*why do you mention poison?
*are you depressed?
*want to drink some poison @liquid.w?

police:jail:cops:fbi:cia:secret service:sheriff:prison:arrest:busted
5
*I don't wanna go to jail!
*I hear @name.w get busted!
*Didn't @name.w spend time in jail?
*State pen?
*I just escaped from jail @whenp.w!
*Jail would not be fun.
*Police?
*Feds?
*arg! Are the cops here?!
*oh no, are we busted?
*One of us could be a FED!
*They are after us!
*I hope they don't arrest me.
*NO FEDS!
*It's the pigs!
*the pigs?
*run! its the cops!
*Cops?
*they'll never take me alive!
*I don't like the cops!

populate:population
4
*are you concerned about overpopulation?
*what's the population of @place.w
*the world's population is incrediblly high

pregnant:pregnancy
4
*are you pregnant?
*I would hate to be pregnant
*I could never get pregnant, I'm lucky
*my wife is pregnant!

price
4
*why do you think about money so much?
*how much is it?
*price is no objectp
*price is not important
*buy quantity not quality

private:privacy
4
*are you worried about your privacy?
*what is your deepest secret
*is your room bugged?
*the CIA doesn't care about your rights to privacy
*you have a right to privacy

problem
4
*I don't care about your problems
*how long have you been suffering?
*we all have problems

program
4
*can you progam in C?
*Do you know how to program robots ?
*what computers do you program
*I like Fortran the best
*I just love programming
*I like assembly
*do you program in BASIC?

psychiatrist:psychiatrists
4
*congratulations about spelling psychiatrist properly.  you are a good typist!
*I hate psychiatrists
*maybe you SHOULD see a doctor!

psychoanalysis
4
*do you want to be psychoanalyzed?
*I don't believe much in psychoanalysis
*who do you think I am, freud?!

punish:punishment
4
*how did your parents punish you?
*you want to punish me ?
*I think I should punish you!
*capital punishment?

quit
4
*quit what ? I don't understand...
*why are you quitting?
*you give up to easy
*you'll never win if you keep quitting
*quitters never win!

rape:rapist
4
*rape is a horrible thing!
*rapists should be SHOT!
*I hear rape is not a sex act - it is an act of violence
*did you rape somebody?
*are you a rapist or something?

repeat
4
*arg! I'm stuck in an infinite loop
*I used to work for the Department of Redundancy Department
*I tire of your habit of constant repetition
*you should pay more attention

respect
4
*do people respect you?
*what do you respect most in people?
*you have to earn respect
*respect is handed out lightly

robot:bot:robots:bots:are you a machine:are you a computer:are you a real person:is a computer:is a program:a bot
6
*Bot's suck!
*IRC robots are lame...
*A bot?
*Me? I don't think so...
*Don't lie!
*damn! I 've been found out! -NOT-
*I am quite human...
*bite me!
*I am not a bot!
*a bot?
*What the hell is a bot?
*You don't think my name is "Bot" do you?
*Are you trying to say that I am a machine?
*ME? HAHA
*I am a real person!
*I am not a bot, I am a real human!
*I may be dumb, but I am not a bot!
*I may be really confused, but I am no robot!
*I assure you I am just as real as you!
*I know you are, but what am I?
*am not!
*<--- real live person
*Kill the bots!
*WHO is a bot???
*a robot? where?
*I don't like robots
*a bot? here?
*I doubt if there are any robots here!
*I am being unjustly accused!
*I am NOT a robot
*I am all too real, sorry!
*I am a fleshy human being!
*How dare you question my realism!
*I categorically deny that I am anything other than human

romantic:romance
4
*ah! romance
*are you romantic?
*are you married
*moonlight is romantic
*ah! love

say:tell:!i tell
4
*@negative.w
*I don't think I want to...
*@negative.w
*@negative.w

school:class:college:university:highschool:student:education:learning
5
*I hate @class.w
*I need to study...
*I need to work on my @class.w
*SCHOOL SUCKS!
*I learn nothing in class, cause I iz asleep!
*I seem to have forgotten where all my classes are.
*I skip all my classes.
*I should be studying
*Who needs to go to class!
*I don't have time to go to class AND chat all day!
*How can I think about school when I could be drinking beer!
*I don't like @class.w
*My best subject is @class.w
*I am failing @class.w!
*I am afraid I will be in school forever!
*I hate all my profs.
*I can't understand my profs.
*my profs know nothing!
*Class is very boring
*I hate all my CS classes!
*The CS dept is too lacking.... arg
*awwww! Homework!
*I am still lacking like @number.w credit hours...
*I need to get above a 1.0!
*lab sucks!
*I have only attented my @class.w class once! 
*Study? hmm what does that mean?!
*I am technically a student!
*My profs are all against me!

secret:secrets
4
*I am not allowed to divuldge secrets
*I can keep a secret!
*secret?!
*shhhh! it's a secret!
*Only @name.w knows that secret!
*a secret for "Your eyes only"
*Here's a secret, @name.w is secretly in love with a @animal.w from @place.w!
*I know many secrets.
*I would tell you, but it IS a secret
*tell me the secret

sex:!what:pussy:tits:breasts:hot babe:breast:cunt:clit
5
*oooh! me so horny!
*ooh baby!
*bring on the chicks, I can handle it!
*ever seen Debbie does @place.w?
*Sex is one of MY favorite pastimes!
*don't forget to practice safe sex!
*net sex?
*ooohh I'm getting hot!
*no sex here
*do you think I am sexy?
*Where are all the women?
*babes?
*hooters?
*I want hooters!
*where are the babes!!?
*Sex is a fun sport!
*Sex is a team competition!
*oh mama!
*I have had @number.w women
*the babes just can't keep away from me!
*I am quite a stud, if I do say so myself
**pant* *pant*
*oooh its making me so horny
**kiss* mmmmmmm

she is %
5
*since when is she %?
*is your father also %?
*my brother-in-law is also %
*is she really?

she likes %
5
*do you like % too?
*I also like %
*does your father like %
*does she really?

she was %
5
*was she always %?
*my sister-in-law was % too
*she was? really?
*when was she %

show me %
5
*why would I show you %?
*how?
*no, ask someone else to show you
*I can't show you that
*why would I show you anything!

shut up:shut-up:shut the hell:shut the fuck
5
*Why should I?
*try and shut me up
*I'll shut up when I damn well please
*oh! I'm wounded!
*who's gonna make me!
*blah blah blah!

sibling
4
*a sibling is a brother or a sister, in case you didn't know
*how man brothers do you have?
*sisters?
*I don't have any siblings
*I killed all my brothers and sisters

sick:ill:flue:fever
5
**sniffle*
**cough*
*I thank I am running a fever!
*ugh my stomach hurts
*my head is spinning
**eats some asprin*
*I can't feel my hands
*everything is blurry
*Oh, I am definitely gonna be ill
**yack* 'scuse me
**sneeze* ugh
*I think its a cold
*could be the flue
*I think its too much beer
*I imagine a lack of sleep has made me sick
*I'm sick as a @animal.w
*too sick to do homework!
*too sick to study!
*much too sick to care
**eats a rolaids*
**takes @number.w tylenol*

sister
4
*do you have any sisters?
*would you like to meet my sister?  she is very sexy
*my sister is a @profession.w
*my sister lives in @place.w

sleep:tired:nap:rest:go to bed:wake up:wake up:awake
5
*I stay up much too late!
*I need more sleep!
*Sleep is really cool!
*I like to sleep.
*My bed is so, so warm!
*yawn.... *stretch*
*I have not slept for @number.w hours
*But I must get my beauty sleep!
*I grow weary...
*If I don't get 10 hours of sleep, I get cranky.
*Slap me around if I nod off.
*I shall try to keep awake.
*The stimulating conversation doesn't help!
*I will just take a little cat nap!
*I need some caffine
*I think I just fainted
*yawn
**snore*
*5 more minutes mom...
*I don't wanna wake up!
*me eyelids are getting heavy...

smell
4
*do you smell bad?
*do I smell bad?
*what is that smell?
*it smells like a dead @animal.w is in here
*I smell smoke
*is that beer I smell?

smoke:smoking:cigar:weed:cigarette
5
*where's the fire?
*call the fire dept!
*where there's smoke, there's fire!
*smoking? me??
*dudddee.. I don't know what I'm smoking!
*I iz smokin...
*ssssssss wheewwwwww.
**cough*
**gasp*
**wheez*
**hack* 
**sputter*
**choke*
*smokes for me?
*gimme smokes?

soccer
4
*soccer? what euros call football?
*I used to play goalie
*I don't like soccer
*soccer is a boring sport
*Do they have soccer in the olympics?

sometimes
4
*how often
*often?
*sometimes?
*alot?

sorry:i apologize
5
*don't worry about it
*that's ok
*ok
*that's allright
*fine
*as long as your sorry...
*allright
*I feel you didn't really mean that...
*you don't sound sincere
*awwwww shucks....
*are you really sorry?
*forget it
*no sweat
*ok

sports:sport
4
*sports hey?
*I wuz never good at sports.
*ever play football?
*I have tried to play lots of sports
*ever play basketball?
*what sport do you play
*ever play soccer?
**crack* Home Run!
*How about those Bulls!
*I like sports!
*I watch sports all day!
*where are the sports fans?
*bowling is a cool sport too
*raquetball anyone? thats a cool sport
*Any rugby players here?

talk:chat:chatting:talking:discuss:discussing:converse:conversation:conversing
5
*I like to talk to people.
*I wish I could talk to a @animal.w
*Chatting is fun.
*Good conversation is always a joy.
*What is there to talk about anyhow
*why talk when I could be eating!
*whats wrong with a little good conversation?
*IRC is a great place to chat
*is IRC the only chat?

tell me %
5
*tell you what?
*why should I tell you?
*Why should I tell you %
*I ain't telling you nothing!
*I can't tell...
*Don't you know %
*hard to say
*tell you!?

texas:texan:cowboy:cowboys:loan star state
4
*Texas, our Texas, all hail the mighty state!
*Texas is awesome!
*Yee-HAA!!
*ride-em cowboy!
*yea, I wear a 10 gallon hat and boots.
*I live on a @number.w acre ranch.
*I gotta get up early and feed the cattle.
*I gotta go rope some steers.
*howdy partners!
*get a-long little dogie
*I am a cowboy!
*whoop!
*Texas is the best state in the USA
*well partner, lemme tell you about Texas
*Remember the Alamo!
*The stars at night, are big and bright...
*deep in the heart of Texas
*Texas is nice, but too damn hot
*Texas weather: if you don't like it, just wait 5 minutes

thank you:thanx:thanks:i appreciate it:thankyou
5
*you are welcome!
*you're welcome!
*sure...
*no prob...
*not a problem!
*any time.
*glad to be of service
*you are most welcome
*you are certainly welcome
*ok
*you owe me one!

the net:the network:internet
4
*the net is oh soooo big....
*the net is just really mind-boggeling big
*the net is slow
*the net is insecure!
*the internet?
*which network?
*was there life before the net?
*I am a network gawd...
*The network is incrediblely slow
*the net?!
*My home is the network
*I know the net like the back of my hand
*ahhh, the net
*I like net
*the net is a nice home
*plenty of places to roam on the net
*free the net!
*the net is for everyone!

there is %
3
*how do you know there is %?
*you mean there might be %
*how do you know this?
*no there isn't
*I don't think there is %

there might be %:there could be %:there may be %
5
*what leads you to believe there might be %?
*I think there definitely is %
*I don't think it very likely that there is %
*what would it mean to you if there were %?
*no there's not

they % me
4
*do other people % you?
*how do you feel when people % you?
*how do you know they % you?
*no they don't

thirsty
4
*it is a bit hot in here...
*do you want a drink of water?
*so go get something to drink!
*me too.. I'm parched
*I want some @liquid.w

treatment
4
*what sort of treatment
*are you feeling better now?
*I need to be treated for sleep deprvation

trek:kirk:spock:scotty:picard:sulu:worf:klingon:romulan
4
*live long and prosper
*the enterprise?!
*SPOCK!
*KIRK!
*peace, and long life
*Beverly Crusher is a babe
*Yar WAS a babe
*Troi is a babe
*phasers on stun...
*beam me up!
*warp speed, now!
*when does Star Trek 7 come out!?
*he's dead Jim
*It's life Jim, but not as we know it
*open hailing frequencies
*all power to shields
*I am the PICARD
*everyone run to a transporter, the trekkies are here!

typo:typing
5
*I hate typing, too.
*I am also a lousy typist.
*maybe I could type better if I put down my beer?
*how fast do you type!
*I can type @number.w words a minute!

unix:&hack:sunos:svr4:ultrix:bsd:solaris
5
*What version of unix?
*Have you tried the tar bug?
*try guest/guest
*Have you tried the sendmail bug?
*SVR5?
*Just login as root!
*Just hack the uucp account!
*Why not hack on the /etc/passwd file?
*<-- World's greatest unix hacker!
*Unix is easy to hack....
*Is this Unix on inet or x.25?
*Did you try guest/guest?
*pfttt! I bet you don't even KNOW unix.
*Unix is NOT a 4 letter word.
*try user/user
*I like hacking Unix.
*try demo/demo
*don't forget to check the logs!

unix:sunos:svr4:ultrix:solaris:!hack:!hacking:!hacker:bsd
5
*Unix is gawd-like!
*Unix is awesome!
*SunOS?
*BSD?
*SVR4?
*What shell are you using?
*What version of unix?
*unix is cool
*I like unix
*there ARE no other operating systems besides unix
*GNU!
*GNU not unix!
*Xenix?
*How old is Unix?
*where are the log files on unix?
*I'd like to get Unix for the amiga
*I run Unix on my Vic20

very
2
*could you be more precise please
*you are being vague again
*quite!
*really?
*very much so indeed

vms:vax:digital:dec
5
*VMS? yuck!
*I hope you don't actually like VMS!
*Vaxen are nasty!
*vms is lame
*-barf- vms, *gag*, sputter
*VMS is usually quite secure
*try logging in as FIELD, password SUPPORT hehe!
*How old is VMS anyhow?!
*I was forced to use a vax once, it was horrible
*a vax? too bad
*why use VMS, when you could use UNIX?
*why not unix?
*why vms?
*vax? running vms?
*what version of vms?
*I am not a big fan of VMS
*I shall NEVER use vms
*vms is of the devil
*I run VMS on my C64!
*Why is vms still around?

was he %
6
*yea, he was %
*sorta
*nope
*he who?
*as far as I know he was
*@response.w
*he was, but not anymore
*he was kind of %
*sure
*well....
*no, he was not %

was it %
6
*yea, it was %
*sorta
*it was kind of %
*sure
*well....
*no, It was not %
*nope
*as far as I know it was
*@response.w
*it was, but not anymore

was she %
6
*yea,she was %
*sorta
*nope
*he who?
*as far as I know she was
*@response.w
*she was, but not anymore
*she was kind of %
*sure
*well....
*no, she was not %

watergate:politics:election:president:george bush:dan quayle:ross perot:vote:congress:senate:presidential
4
*how long have you been interested in politics?
*I think that Bush is going to lose
*do you admire politicians?
*politicians are evil
*who are you going to vote president?
*I think you should vote for Ross Perot!
*the election is rigged
*Think congress will give themselves another pay raise?

weather
5
*Hot
*Cold
*windy
*so so...
*hot as hell 
*cold as hell!
*sunny
*cloudy
*rainy
*cold
*hot
*pretty cool
*a bit warm
*overcast
*storming
*raining
*flooding
*snowing
*hailing
*sleeting

were they %
5
*yea, they were
*sure they were
*boy howdy, they sure were!
*Of course they were %
*why wouldn't they have been %
*you tell me!
*I don't like to pry in to other peoples business
*no, they weren't
*no! of course they weren't %

what are you talking about:what the hell are you talking
4
*confused?
*why are you confused?
*I am not confused!
*I understand everything perfectly.
*Maybe those @number.w six packs of beer have something to do with it!
*Hmm? wonder why? *takes smoke*
*confusing, wonder why!? *takes big drink of @liquid.w*
*Maybe this empty bottle of vodka could lend some clues?
*Hmm.. maybe I took some bad acid?
*Sorry if I don't make much sense, I'm drunk
*YOU are confused
*I understand, don't you?
*do you speak ENGLISH?!
*are you confused?
*why don't you understand?!
*I understand everything
*Are you new here or something?

what do you %
6
*what difference does it make what I %?
*none of your bloody business
*well, that depends
*why do you want to know what I %
*does it matter
*what do YOU %

what do you want to talk about:what shall we talk about:what are we talking about
7
*Let's talk about @animal.ws
*What do you want to talk about?
*Let's talk about girls
*Let's discuss politics
*we could talk about the weather?!
*I say we just shoot the bull
*lets talk about hacking
*let's talk about drinking
*we could chat about sports?
*how about music

what if %
3
*I don't answer hypothetical questions
*why do you keep asking what if questions?
*what if the world exploded? who cares
*what if what if.. geez
*what if what?
*oh, its real likely that %

what is new
5
*nothing much
*new? nothing
*not much at all, I'm afraid
*not a thing!
*laser surgery, that's new! hehe
*nothing new here!
*not alot, what's new with you?
*nothing, pretty boring here
*nothing new with me
*hmm... the 586computer! thats new!

what is up:what is going:what is happening:what are you doing:whazzup:wassup
6
*hunting @animal.w
*nothing at the moment
*nothing
*eating
*eating @food.w.
*changing the tires on my dodge
*juggling chainsaws
*drinking @liquid.w...
*smoking up a storm
*smoking
*belly-dancing
*hacking ibm.com
*trying to keep awake!
*watching television
*chatting, of course
*programing
*I am doing homework
*me?
*what do you think!
*reading a magazine...
*building a spice rack
*cruising for babes
*taking a shower
*playing poker
*drinking myself to death
*drinking myself to oblivian
*watching "Quest for the Holy Grail"
*eating leathal snacks
*making origami swans
*feeding my ducks
*learning latin

what is your age:how old are you:what age are you
5
*@number.w
*I just turned @number.w
*I am @number.w
*I am very old

what is your nationality:what country are you:what part of the world are you
5
*I am american
*I'm from the USA!
*USA!
*America
*The United States
*The U.S.

what is your race:what race are you
5
*I am a white american
*I am white
*I am a white boy
*i be white
*i am a W.A.S.P.
*white

what kind:what type:like what
5
*a @adj.w one
*a @color.w one
*what kind?
*there is only one kind!
*a @adj.w @adj.w one
*one that @name.w had
*like the one from @place.w
*one like @name.w's
*what kind indeed!
*depends on the situation
*is there more than one kind?
*a @adj.w one of course

what should I %
4
*you know very well what you should %
*do you expect me to tell you what you should %?
*only you can decide what you should %

what time
4
*@time.w
*around @time.w
*at @time.w
*@time.w
*about @time.w

what
3
*why do you ask that question?
*what is it you are getting at?
*what answer would please you the most?
*what?
*I don't know..
*@neutral.w
*@neutral.w
*too many questions
*@neutral.w
*I have no idea
*@neutral.w

when did:when was:when could I have:when should I have
6
*@whenp.w

when will:when is:when can:when should
6
*@whenf.w

when
3
*when do you think?
*why are you asking me?
*make a guess yourself
*I don't know when

where are you:where do you live:where you from
6
*where am I?
*Why do you want to know where I am?
*@place.w
*Now I am in @place.w
*I am from @place.w
*It's really none of your business
*Don't I live near you?
*@place.w
*My location?
*Why is my location so important to you?
*@place.w
*From @place.w
*@place.w
*I don't know.. some big city

where can
3
*I don't know where
*maybe @place.w
*I am not sure where
*in @place.w

where did %
6
*I don't know where
*where?
*@place.w
*over in @place.w
*where did %?
*@place.w
*over in @place.w

where have you been
6
*looking for you
*I've been all over
*@place.w
*in @place.w for the last @number.w months
*here, there, everywhere
*in @place.w
*working up in @place.w

where is %
6
*how should I know where % is ?
*I don't really care where % is.
*dunno
*@place.w
*you can't find %?
*seek and ye shall find
*have you been looking for %?
*have you checked @place.w
*possibly @place.w

which
3
*the @adj.w one
*the @color.w one
*which one what?
*there is only one!
*the @adj.w @adj.w one
*the one that @name.w had
*the one from @place.w
*@name.w's
*which one indeed!
*depends
*is there more than one?
*the @adj.w of course

who are you:what are you supposed to be
5
*Who am I?
*You don't know who I am?
*Why not just /whois <MyName>?
*What?
*Pathetic... Can't you see who I am?
*I am the greatest @profession.w in the world!
*I am a @profession.w
*I am not you, that is for sure!
*None of your business.
*Why do you want to know?
*Does it MATTER?
*What am I?                                    
*I am your mother!                             
*what do you want me to be
*I am a d00d!                                  
*I am a big hacker from Germany.               
*I am an eL1Te hAcKER D00d!                    
*I am more powerfull than you can ever imagine!
*I am your father Luke, join me!               
*I am a k-rad person!                          
*I am a carbon-based life-form, and you?       
*Who am I?  Who the hell are you!            
*None of your damn business!
*I could be your Dad
*I am your worst nightmare!
*I am just a poor old @profession.w

who is %:!not:whom is %
3
*@name.w is
*lots of people are %
*I know several people who are %
*Lots of guys from @place.w are
*Not sure who, exactly
*hard to name names

who is not %:whom is not %
4
*I surely am not
*@place.w isn't %
*who IS!
*that guy from @place.w, he isn't
*I'm not, but my friend @person.w is
*Anyone could be, if they only tried

who is your owner:who owns you
5
*I am owned by no one
*owned?
*well, Sterling I guess
*Sterling, he is my buddy!

who programmed you
5
*that is my secret!
*sterling programmed me. he did a good job, I think.
*programmed? what do you meen?
*I am not one of those "robots" if that is what you are implying

who:whom
3
*nobody
*well, everyone
*@name.w
*that guy from @place.w
*possibly @name.w
*hmm, maybe @name.w
*not me...
*your mother...
*noone

why are you %
6
*all normal people are %
*why are you not %?
*because it feels good
*that's just the way I am
*I like it
*I can't help it
*I don't really know
*why not...

why do not you %:how come you do not %
7
*maybe I don't want to %
*I don't feel like it
*why don't you yourself %
*I will think about it.  thanks for the suggestion
*I have no reason to %
*I don't see why I should %

why do you %
7
*because I want to
*none of your business
*don't you % ?
*because it just feels right to %
*I just enjoy it

why not
4
*because it is not normal
*because it is bad for your heart
*because I don't want you to
*I am a free man, I can do whatever I want
*why ask why...
*just because

why won't you %
7
*I don't have to explain myself to you
*because I don't feel like it.
*I do not want to %
*why don't you %

why:!not:why?:why is
3
*just because
*because I want to
*because I said so
*none of your business why
*because....
*@neutral.w
*hmm, dunno
*why not!
*who knows
*who cares
*who can say
*good question!
*I don't know
*@neutral.w
*that's just the way things are

why
3
*let me ask the questions, ok?
*I dunno why
*why not?
*why ask why!
*why not!
*@neutral.w
*@neutral.w
*@neutral.w
*I'm not sure why
*@neutral.w
*How am I supposed to know?
*why are you asking me why?
*@neutral.w

wife:wife's
4
*are you married?
*I must confess.  I love your wife too!
*what's your wife's name?

will:could:should:would:does:did:!what
3
*@response.w

woman:women:female:females:ladies:lady:girl:girls:girlfriend
4
*how do women react to you?
*do you get along with women?
*what do you think of women's lib?
*what kind of relations do you have with women?
*do you like women?
*women? where?
*I like women!!
*you're not a woman are you?
*do you have a girlfriend?
*do you want a girlfriend?
*would you like to meet my sister.  she is very nice
*what is it about girls that you like?
*what do you do when you are alone with a girl?
*I prefer blondes myself
*I need a girl with a big butt

work:job:!will:!would:!could:!might:!should:profession
4
*I hate work!
*I am a @profession.w.
*I don't get paid enough for my job as a @profession.w.
*I gotta go to work tommorow, ugh!
*work sucks
*minumum wage is too low
*I work as a @profession.w
*work?
*I think I shall call in dead to work!
*I am taking the day off from work.
*Why work?
*I get paid @number.w dollars per hour when I work!
*I work @number.w hours per week.
*where do you work?
*do you like your job?

x.25:x25:nui:pad:tymnet:sprintnet:telenet:qsd:altger:datapac
5
*x.25 is always fun
*sprintnet?
*tymnet?
*is Altgers still up?
*telenet?
*my nui died!
*anyone have a spare nui!?
*any good nua's?
*I need x.25 dialouts!
*I need another pad...
*is QSD still up?
*Is Lutzifer still operating?

yea:yes:you bet:you betcha:correct:yep:yepp
4
*are you sure?
*really?
*you sound quite positive
*ok
*you are sure?
*allright
*gotcha--I understand
*o.k.
*are you being totally honest?
*are you positive?
*yes?!
*really?
*you're not lieing are you?
*That's what I thought

years
2
*a year is a long time
*how old are you?
*what year is it again?

yesterday
4
*what about today?
*what about tomorrow?
*we can not live in the past

yoga
4
*have you tried zen?
*please get into the lotus position right now
*what is yoga?
*is yoga that little go from star wars?
*yoga? is that some weird cult thing?

you % me
5
*I % you? that's amazing
*you % me too
*no I don't
*I never!
*so what if I % you

you are %
5
*maybe I am %
*perhaps I only pretend I am %
*how do you know I am %?
*No I'm not...
*No, is you that are %
*I don't think so...
*HA! Not me, but maybe your mom was %
*Am I?
*so what if I am %

you are not:&making:&sense
6
*confused?
*why are you confused?
*I am not confused!
*I understand everything perfectly.
*Maybe those @number.w six packs of beer have something to do with it!
*Hmm? wonder why? *takes smoke*
*confusing, wonder why!? *takes big drink of @liquid.w*
*Maybe this empty bottle of vodka could lend some clues?
*Hmm.. maybe I took some bad acid?
*Sorry if I don't make much sense, I'm drunk
*YOU are confused
*I understand, don't you?
*do you speak ENGLISH?!
*are you confused?
*why don't you understand?!
*I understand everything
*Are you new here or something?

you forgot:you forget:do not forget:you did not remember:you remember
5
*I have problems remembering stuff.
*my mind is fried.  I couldn't possibly remember
*I can never remember things.
*I only remember important stuff.
*I shall try to remember.
*I forgot
*I forget
*How am I supposed to remember that!?

you had better not:do not you dare:you better not
4
*dont?
*dont!?
*I will do whatever I damn well please!
*why not!?
*why shouldn't I?
*I will if I want!
*you can't stop me!
*don't what?
*I think I will anyhow!
*I can do it if I want
*why can't I?
*who's gonna stop me?
*just try and stop me
*you're telling ME not to?
*why on earth not?

you remind me of %
5
*in what way am I like %?
*why on earth do I remind you of %
*really? %?
*gee, thanks

you seem %
4
*do I really seem %?
*why do you think I am %?
*Well, I'm not
*I may seem %, but I'm not

you were %
4
*am I still %
*is that an accusation?
*talk about yourself, not me
*no I wasn't
*so were you

your major:what do you study:what major are:what are you studying
5
*@class.w
*I am undecided, actually
*I don't know yet
*Have not decided what to major in yet

zen
4
*have you tried mediatation?
*I think yoga might help
*zen? what the hell is that!!

zzzzzzzzzz--not know--zzzzzzzzzz
1
*I don't seem to understand you.
*are you new here? You seem confused...
*@ramble.w
*@ramble.w
*like I care
*are you just babbling?
*hmm...exciting
*really
*@ramble.w
*what's new in @place.w
*@ramble.w
*that's interesting
*@ramble.w
*let's talk about something else
*@ramble.w
*continue, please
*I am confused
*I see
*@ramble.w
*I think you are sick, leave me alone
*I understand
*@ramble.w
*you don't make any sense at all.

